The internet is a bowl of soup

ABOUT THE RECIPE: internet soup is a delicious, hearty meal suited for the whole family. Perfect for a rainy early-spring day, or a sweltering evening in August. The bold aroma and electric aftertaste will surely get your taste buds vibrating to an extremely high frequency - you'll need special glasses in order to see its full effect on your tastebuds.

Side effects may include: dizziness, loss of agency, mood swings, bloating and gas, headaches, confusion, existential dread, romantic longings, diarrhea, bad decisions, addiction, confusion, low blood pressure, high blood pressure, anxiety, and apathy. Consult a doctor before taking the Internet.

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