computer is like a small baby. you poke it and it makes sounds. sometimes its happy sounds sometimes its upset sounds and sometimes you can't understand what the hell its trying to say or do. maybe one day when it grows up it will speak my language.

I like the metaphor of a baby. I'm waiting for the day it can speak our language

meme of justin bieber singing baby and dog blocking ears

everyone just calm down, it'll BE OK

i like making mischief on other peoples computers. its nice to leave a little bit of silliness for everyone. maybe they will laugh they made me laugh. i also realise how FUCKING TERRIBLE my keyboard is. I have covered it so dust doesn't get stuck under the keys, because that makes them stop working, thanks apple. I HATE MY KEYBOARD I HATE MY KEYBOARD I HATE MY KEYBOARD.